If I See a Lemon, I Will Scream

That's right. Like a maniac. Okay, so on this website called fanfiction.net, they will sometimes put "lemons" in their stories (It's a website where you rewrite books, movies, anime, etc). Do I want to explain what a lemon is? NO. Let's just say it's inappropriate and nothing a kid should read, and apparently graphic....
So today, my brother offers me lemonade. I let out a squeak and run screaming "OH MY GOD NO!" from the room. Yeah , thats right.
Spazzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
waNT TO hear the preppiest math equasion on earth? okay: 1 purse+1 shoe= 2 cute
Yeah, it makes me want to stab my eyes out and never wear shoes again. 'Cause I'm afraid some preppy girl will be like "Tooooooooooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!" *EYE ROLL*
Listen to this epic song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL2ZwXj1tXM . If you could hug a song, I would hug this song.
I just noticed that my blog is always changing topic. lalalala.
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Birthday countdown of awesomeness: 11 days! Party this Friday! :)
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This thing won't stop writing in italics!! RAWR!
OoooOooooOooooOooo... yeah.
Look, it's a fish! :O

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Hmm... my kitten duke likes to bite my hair. is this normal?

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I'm bored and there's nothing to write about!
But after friday and my party there will be plenty to right about!
Bye!

~Lauren